Clap your hands say yeah, i enjoyed it but it could have been better

I felt sad when I wrote this but looking back on it now, it all seems so stupid.

With you, with you, with you, with you

I hope for something different this time.

Purple Girl in a Bad Situation

Blackout, black in. Back out? Backed in, Bacchan. Bacon, Blanket, back in.

World Split in Two

Help me find this green bracelet.

Break Components

Vroom! Vroom! I'm driving this car right off the cliff!

Head on Demand

Yummers, yeppers, yipes, yikes, yippee, yowza, yeah.

Headsplitting

All I need is a toothbrush and some sexy panties, right?

/b/

Trouble. I am called trouble.

Meme Dream

A democratic China might work, but Chinese Democracy still sucks 20 bags of dicks.

Childish

If women were currency I would be only a little more sexist.

...among us

Everyone got so old. And here I was still believing in people.

Tough titty

You are a bad man and I am a bad, bad man.

Popular at last

In movies, when the characters are floating down a river and everything is peaceful, one of them usually says "whats that" and then they hit a waterfall. In real life, there is no such thing as peaceful.

Tom Waits for no man

He did a good job. Let's all celebrate that, okay? He did a good job, and nobody cares that he failed at it. Nobody should mention that failure.

smash slag

From the $3.50 porn bin.

Incorrection

Emote! Feel! Show! Everything! Everyone wants to hear!

Knight Co.

Ian, freeze. Ah, fuck it.

Pearl Bracelet

There is no way to do that. There is absolutely no way at all. Just go away. Go away.

SACK

I just won't do lunges.

Contraption

Turn that frown upside down. God how painful that will be. How I'll smile.