You weren't invited because I loved you so

I wish you were more scared, because I am scared and I think it's weird that you aren't scared at all. It makes me think that you are too stupid to be scared, and that scares me.

These times are dwindling times

What'd I tell you? Dogdammit. I hate you.

4. This jelldier

I am in love with this dog. Look at its face! I can't STAND it. Up and died!

i didn't do it

Turn that frown (oh, and also every single thing in your office) upside down.

Where's your head at?

Sustainable hamburgers.

Hordes/Horns/Audrey/Horndog/AppleCore

don't you fucking dare say "Baltimore," you worthless waste of a chipmunk.

Clap your hands say yeah, i enjoyed it but it could have been better

I felt sad when I wrote this but looking back on it now, it all seems so stupid.

With you, with you, with you, with you

I hope for something different this time.

Purple Girl in a Bad Situation

Blackout, black in. Back out? Backed in, Bacchan. Bacon, Blanket, back in.

World Split in Two

Help me find this green bracelet.

Ralph Nadir

they oughta call you footlong.

Break Components

Vroom! Vroom! I'm driving this car right off the cliff!

Head on Demand

Yummers, yeppers, yipes, yikes, yippee, yowza, yeah.

Headsplitting

All I need is a toothbrush and some sexy panties, right?

/b/

Trouble. I am called trouble.

killing dreams since 1982

Nothing makes me hate people like people.

Meme Dream

A democratic China might work, but Chinese Democracy still sucks 20 bags of dicks.

A Comprehensive List of Unlawful Activities According to the Laws of the United States of America and All Its Subsidiaries, Enemies, and Protectorates

I love caffeine. I love daggers. I love paint thinner. I love full bathtubs. I love toasters.

Follow through to the back of the skull

i'm not listening to you because i am a website and i don't have ears and you are a crazy person anyways.

Llama? Alpaca even know her!

Let's cut school and ride a roller coaster.