4. This jelldier

I am in love with this dog. Look at its face! I can't STAND it. Up and died!

i didn't do it

Turn that frown (oh, and also every single thing in your office) upside down.

Where's your head at?

Sustainable hamburgers.

Hordes/Horns/Audrey/Horndog/AppleCore

don't you fucking dare say "Baltimore," you worthless waste of a chipmunk.

Clap your hands say yeah, i enjoyed it but it could have been better

I felt sad when I wrote this but looking back on it now, it all seems so stupid.

With you, with you, with you, with you

I hope for something different this time.