Hordes/Horns/Audrey/Horndog/AppleCore

don't you fucking dare say "Baltimore," you worthless waste of a chipmunk.

Clap your hands say yeah, i enjoyed it but it could have been better

I felt sad when I wrote this but looking back on it now, it all seems so stupid.

With you, with you, with you, with you

I hope for something different this time.

Purple Girl in a Bad Situation

Blackout, black in. Back out? Backed in, Bacchan. Bacon, Blanket, back in.

World Split in Two

Help me find this green bracelet.

Ralph Nadir

they oughta call you footlong.

Break Components

Vroom! Vroom! I'm driving this car right off the cliff!

Head on Demand

Yummers, yeppers, yipes, yikes, yippee, yowza, yeah.

Headsplitting

All I need is a toothbrush and some sexy panties, right?

/b/

Trouble. I am called trouble.

killing dreams since 1982

Nothing makes me hate people like people.

Meme Dream

A democratic China might work, but Chinese Democracy still sucks 20 bags of dicks.

A Comprehensive List of Unlawful Activities According to the Laws of the United States of America and All Its Subsidiaries, Enemies, and Protectorates

I love caffeine. I love daggers. I love paint thinner. I love full bathtubs. I love toasters.

Follow through to the back of the skull

i'm not listening to you because i am a website and i don't have ears and you are a crazy person anyways.

Llama? Alpaca even know her!

Let's cut school and ride a roller coaster.

this drone could go on forever and i'd...never mind.

hum if you don't know the words.

Past a wasted pastor

love does and doesn't have to end up bloody.

Come plane

Bitchin' moan.

dis pair

there's always next year?

Everybody is a complete fucking jerk

You are a complete fucking jerk.