Saturday, November 20, 2010

You weren't invited because I loved you so

I wish you were more scared, because I am scared and I think it's weird that you aren't scared at all. It makes me think that you are too stupid to be scared, and that scares me.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

These times are dwindling times

What'd I tell you? Dogdammit. I hate you.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

4. This jelldier

I am in love with this dog. Look at its face! I can't STAND it. Up and died!

Monday, March 9, 2009

i didn't do it

Turn that frown (oh, and also every single thing in your office) upside down.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Where's your head at?

Sustainable hamburgers.

Friday, January 16, 2009


don't you fucking dare say "Baltimore," you worthless waste of a chipmunk.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Clap your hands say yeah, i enjoyed it but it could have been better

I felt sad when I wrote this but looking back on it now, it all seems so stupid.

With you, with you, with you, with you

I hope for something different this time.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Purple Girl in a Bad Situation

Blackout, black in. Back out? Backed in, Bacchan. Bacon, Blanket, back in.

World Split in Two

Help me find this green bracelet.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Ralph Nadir

they oughta call you footlong.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Break Components

Vroom! Vroom! I'm driving this car right off the cliff!

Head on Demand

Yummers, yeppers, yipes, yikes, yippee, yowza, yeah.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008


All I need is a toothbrush and some sexy panties, right?

Sunday, November 23, 2008


Trouble. I am called trouble.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

killing dreams since 1982

Nothing makes me hate people like people.

Meme Dream

A democratic China might work, but Chinese Democracy still sucks 20 bags of dicks.

A Comprehensive List of Unlawful Activities According to the Laws of the United States of America and All Its Subsidiaries, Enemies, and Protectorates

I love caffeine. I love daggers. I love paint thinner. I love full bathtubs. I love toasters.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Follow through to the back of the skull

i'm not listening to you because i am a website and i don't have ears and you are a crazy person anyways.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Llama? Alpaca even know her!

Let's cut school and ride a roller coaster.