In movies, when the characters are floating down a river and everything is peaceful, one of them usually says "whats that" and then they hit a waterfall. In real life, there is no such thing as peaceful.
Here's an idea! Eat shit, die, and come over for dinner when you're done with the shit-eating and dying. It'll be more fun than that time when I beat the living shit out of you. And that was fucking FUN.